Growing Up In Oz

• The way my husband calls me baby never gets old.
• Spaghetti with meatballs tastes better the second day.
• So does pizza.
• You will never regret taking that run.
• I always want a second glass of wine.
• And most times a third.
• The best sound on earth is my girls making each other laugh.
• Perfume is best when used sparingly.
• There is absolutely no need for a rides on the top of the Stratosphere in Vegas. Paying to pee your pants is stupid.
• Speaking of peeing pants… pregnancy will ensure you  wet yourself every time you do a jumping jack.
• Or sneeze.
• Or laugh.
• I sometimes miss my life pre-kids.
• I always think that my life is better with kids.
• Everyone should have a bottle of sriracha in their house.
• Making time for girlfriends is never a bad choice.
• You will never regret spending good money on family pictures.
• Cleaning is cathartic. A clean house makes for a happy Joanna.
• I will never find the way my husband misses the laundry basket every time endearing.
• But I still find him endearing.
• I can watch Friends, Big Bang Theory, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond & King of Queens anytime they are on.
• The Real Housewives of New Jersey could be my favorite guilty pleasure ever.
• Dark chocolate far trumps milk chocolate.
• The world is a better place after two cups of coffee.

What are some of your truths?

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