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Happy Birthday Small Fry

Rounding out my guest blogging birthday extravaganza is Suzanne over at Pretty*Swell. If I had to describer her blog in word it would be: beautiful. Suzanne is a beautiful person and it really shines through her writing. She has quickly become one of my favorite reads and I can’t wait for the opportunity to meet her in real life some day. {Y’all, she recently went to NYC for BlogHer all by herself and did lots of cool NYC things like museums, the public library & eating at local restaurants ALL BY HERSELF. She’s totally my hero.} Oh, and she has a love affair with bacon. This girl is for real.

Her daughter, Small Fry, is a doll &  does quite the job of hamming it up for the camera. A girl after my own heart.

Enjoy!

I’m thrilled to be hanging out at Raising Madison today! I’m a big fan of Joanna and her lovely blog. And of course, a huge fan of the ever-adorable and courageous Madison.

When Joanna suggested that we write about birthdays, the very first thing that came to mind was my 21st. But no one wants to read about drunken karaoke with swim goggles, right?

Also: I can’t remember much of it. I’m talking to you BOONE’S FARM.

Then I thought of my 31st birthday, which actually is one of my favorites because something inside me clicked (or exploded, as biological clocks tend to do), and I realized I was ready to become a mother.

But my absolute favorite birthday is the first one.

My daughter’s first.

When Small Fry turned one, I felt like throwing myself a party.

We’d survived!

That first year of parenthood was so unbelievably tough, with the sleep deprivation, the round-the-clock screaming (colic?), the utter shock of life turning completely upside down, the postpartum depression. I thought I’d never sleep again, much less have time to eat an entire meal or shave my legs.

But also? That year was one of the BEST of my life.

I became a mom.

I fell head over heels in love with this little person who completely stole my heart.

Small Fry rocked our world, and when the dust started to settle, I realized I loved our new life more than I’d ever imagined.

Because it has this sweet child in it:

So, on her first birthday, when the sun shone and the February weather turned unusually balmy, I took it as a smile from above.

The universe saying, “You did it. She is awesome. Celebrate!”

So we did. With orange frosted cupcakes and balloons and our family and friends enveloping us in hugs and smiles and love.

Best birthday ever.

Birthdays Guest Bloggers

She's a mom, not a man

My next guest blogger is hands down one of my favorite reads.  I get positively giddy when I see a new post from her in my google reader. Zakary over at Raising Colorado is witty, charming, honest & her love for Asians is unending. I’ll be honest when I say that I may have peed a little bit when she agreed to post over here while I am away on vacation. Her comedic timing is impeccable & I hope you enjoy her as much as I do!

Hi everyone, it’s ZDub. I never really receive requests to do guest posts, so I welcomed the chance to write one. I’m pretty sure the reason I never get asked is because people are totally afraid I will talk about squirrels or vomit or ninjas, so that’s why I was relieved when Joanna was smart enough to give me a topic, my favorite birthday memory.

For me, my favorite birthday memory is when my children each turned one. That’s right, I’m going to tell you about TWO favorite birthday memories because I apparently cannot follow the rules. Just be grateful it isn’t about squirrels. That vomit. On ninjas. (God, now it kind of is.)

With my oldest daughter, it was super important that I bake her cake from scratch. Let me reiterate that I am not a baker, I can’t bake to save my life, I know my limits, you know? I make a damn good martini, but that isn’t really an appropriate birthday treat you give a one year old, so I baked a cake.

After many hours of research and planning, I decided to make a double layer round yellow cake frosted with pale yellow butter cream frosting. Since it was a Curious George party, I planned on decorating it with candy bananas and jelly palm fronds that I cut by hand out of smashed gumdrops. It would also include edible chocolate monkeys that I painstakingly piped out of scalding hot chocolate onto a template and froze two days in advance.

My darling daughter blew out her candle, was served a piece that she promptly threw on the carpet in my mom’s dining room. She wasn’t having it. I think I made her take a bite because by god, I baked that cake and you better at least take a bite.

She literally showered me with thanks when she woke me up at 2 a.m. vomiting in our bed apparently afflicted with a horrible case of the stomach flu. Or she just really hates cake.

Six years later when my sweet son turned one, I baked the obligatory first birthday cake. I scaled it back a little this time, a sugar free cinnamon banana cake that my sister slathered with butter cream frosting and piped it in pale yellow and covered the whole thing in adorable sprinkles. It was perfect.

My son blew out her candle, took one look at the cake and proceeded to eat only the sprinkles off the entire thing. Come to find out, he was teething and running a fever. Later that evening, he sprouted three teeth, but at least he didn’t vomit.

This is why we currently celebrate birthdays with very special cakes that come from the bakery. It makes me far less spazzy.

My kids hate cake.

And I somehow managed to mention vomiting four times, I can’t be trusted with anything.

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Happy Birthday… you're welcome

Hey y’all! Right now I’m en route to Hot Springs, Arkansas. No doubt I’m already missing The Squish & wondering how I’m going to survive until Sunday without nomming on her delicious cheeks but I know I’ll survive. I need this vacation and hope to come back a new woman. Well, at least a more sunburned woman.

The next few days will be filled with 3 of my favorite writers along with a guest post by me over at the blog of a dear friend. I hope you enjoy!

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I’m going to go out on a limb & assume all of you read Guilty Squid. If you don’t you are missing out on some serious funny posts about light sabers, her boss & Steve Jobs. She’s a total guilty pleasure & it is a real treat for me to share this post with y’all today!

This is supposed to be a funny story about gifts, but it occurred to me that I didn’t really HAVE any good stories about gifts. I could tell you a lot of SAD stories about bad birthdays, holidays and the like from my childhood, but honestly? Who wants to be such a downer?

And then I was going to write about the time that I told my friend that I was bringing him back a super cool one of a kind gift to my friend from my vacation and he was all, “NO. You don’t need to get me anything. I feel bad if you get me anything. ” but the thing I was getting him was totally free and also did I mention one of a kind? And so I told him to stop being such a jerk because there are orphans who get used socks as a presents and he was all, “I don’t think they give orphans used socks.” They totally do though, but they probably wash them first. I think that’s probably a rule. If it isn’t, then it really should be a rule. That’s just good hygiene. But then he said, “I don’t think that makes any sense.” Which is when I was all, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” It’s a gift. Not a tattoo declaring my undying love you. So then I was all frustrated but then when I came back from my trip and gave him the gift he was all underwhelmed. Which really pissed me off, but then later he admitted that he felt bad and said I was good at making him feel bad and so THEN? Then I felt bad because I didn’t want him to really feel bad because where is the fun in the gloating about that when someone feels really bad, I ask you? No where, that’s where.

Then I was thinking about how just sometimes no matter what you give for a gift you might get screwed anyway, because I think people in general are pretty unappreciative of my thoughtfulness. Like the time Granny didn’t like the new makeover you gave her room at the rest home which is pretty unappreciative if you ask me, because it’s not like most grandchildren go to visit their grandparents and not only did you redecorate her room, she had the nerve to complain? Not cool, Granny. She’d probably hate the kayaking adventure you picked out for Mother’s Day too. You should probably think how grateful that orphans would be to have a cool room like Granny’s. Because they’d have a ROOM. My friend just said, “I don’t think that orphans are without a room, you know.” And he’s totally right! The homeless are the ones without rooms. They’d be grateful for the room.

Granny's got the coolest room in the rest home.

The more I think about it, the more I realize people just suck. I mean, why in the world would your best friend get upset over the framed photo from that late night out at the karaoke bar when she’d had a few (seven) too many and her mascara was all streaky and her hair was plastered to her head from all the sweating she was doing? It was a memento and it came from the heart. How were you supposed to realize that she’d told her husband that y’all were off at a women’s spa getting massages?

And OHMYGOD do y’all even REMEMBER mixed CD’s?? (Formerly known as mixed tapes.) I mean, of all the lame gifts in the world that has to be right up there with the lamest. Who loved getting a mixed CD? Nobody, that’s who. But how many of us made a mixed tape or CD in their lifetime for a gift? Everybody. Oh, that’s right. You did it to. You know you did.

So, I’m thinking it’s time to bring the homemade coupons back into fashion. Only, I’m doing it Guilty Squid style. Y’all can totally use these. For free. You’re welcome.

What I’m saying is, I think we should all start using these highly personalized gifts instead of working so hard to try to please people who are just too selfish to see the beauty of a mounted deer’s head as a wedding gift.

I just don’t get people these days.

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A Doll House

I have a real treat for y’all…. one of my “in real life” friends Vicki is my very last guest post on home. Vicki & I went to UT together our freshman year. She moved back to Florida a mere 10 months after I met her, but 9 years later I still consider her one of my very best friends. We’ve kept in touch over the years and followed each others lives over the interwebs. Vicki’s blog, Crowning Victoria, is full of the awesome. She’s a spunky vegetarian, fantastic aunt and a BRIDE TO BE.

Vicki’s post makes me so excited about the day I can play pretend and give Madison a doll house of her very own. It is such a wonderful story about the simple imagination of a child and how you can carry that imagination with you through your enter life. I hope you love it as much as I did.

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You know what’s exciting about guest blogging for Joanna?  Knowing that I’m a non-mommy blogger on a mommy blog!  Well, that and helping out a friend.  I’m honored that Joey would think I know what I’m talking about and have enough faith in my post.  But she’s good like that, I don’t need to tell her awesome readers about that! (Plus, it’s nice to take a break from all this wedding planning.  I will be so happy when The Big Day comes for many reasons!)

I spent the last two weeks out in Texas with my sister and her family helping out with my newest niece Madelyne.  She’s adorable, as is my three year old niece Eleanor.  But let me tell you, that was some strong birth control.  Mike and I are getting married in a year and I’m sure this will last me until then!

But while out in Texas, spending the longest amount of time with my sister since she moved out and went to college (oh lord, am I dating myself here?) I experienced a very sweet event:  playing dollhouse.

In the late 70′s my dad built my sister the most beautiful dollhouse, down to the wooden shingles covering the entire outside.  There are six different rooms, each hand decorated by my dad and sister.  It has miniature electrical lighting, teeny patterns in the vinyl flooring, and even a toilet. My sister played for hours with that house, making furniture out of spools of thread and whatnots around the house.  She loved every inch of that house, and my dad felt proud that she loved it.

Fast forward a couple years and we have little Vicki enamored with the same house.  Of course my dad built me my own dollhouse and we shared the same experience of decorating all the little rooms.  I treasured those trips to the flea market and the dollhouse booth.  It was an amazing world filled with tiny treasures.  But I secretly coveted my sister’s dollhouse.  The details were more intricate. The fact that it belonged to my sister made it more enticing.  When in the garage with her dollhouse I transported to a different world and played for hours.
Sure I loved my dollhouse, but hers was special.

You can imagine my excitement when I walked into my sister’s new house and found the same dollhouse in the guest bedroom.  I sat on the floor the first night and almost cried sweet tears of nostalgia.  It felt comforting opening the same door I used to push little doll people through, imaging their life, pretending how they lived, manipulating their world.  Now some of the original people are gone, but the frame is still the same.  The lights fail to work and the wallpaper is peeling off and missing in spots, but I can see it just the same in my mind.
But Eleanor sees the same world I once did.  She sees the possibilities and expansive play universe before her.  The dolls play just the same as they did for me, and for my sister.  She loves that house, as I did, as my sister did.  The wonder of children is amazing.

The lights may not work and the wallpaper dingy, but through a child’s eyes all is perfect.

As many of the wonderful guest bloggers said, home is what you make of it, what you choose to fill it, and who’s in it.

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